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The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
Created on 2004-02-20 19:37:31 (#2281354), last updated 2004-06-16
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Basic Info| Name: | Karl Marx |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 11-19 |
| Location: | Ireland |
BioWhen in Wal-Mart:
While handling knifes in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink, explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in Housewares", and see what happens.
Wal-Mart is the devil
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If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
Coca-Cola was originally green
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Q: What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A: Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
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What did we learn from this?
1)Don't get a scorpion drunk
2)Taking into account the new thing with Mountain Dew, would Coke sell better if it were green?
3)Put a padlock on your medicine cabinet
While handling knifes in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink, explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in Housewares", and see what happens.
Wal-Mart is the devil
---
If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
Coca-Cola was originally green
--
Q: What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A: Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
--
What did we learn from this?
1)Don't get a scorpion drunk
2)Taking into account the new thing with Mountain Dew, would Coke sell better if it were green?
3)Put a padlock on your medicine cabinet
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